Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.

When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”

by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021

knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite

Ryan Looks like a knob elf.

by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019

Knob

South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology
An insult meaning an idiot

Stop acting like a knob lytie your whole life

by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021

Polishing the knob

Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower

Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.

by Medidichi February 9, 2021

Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob

Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!

by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023

knob sack

A massive set of bollocks used as an insult in British culture

A massive set of bollocks on you lad

Guy-1 hey did you see what Matt has
Guy-2 no I haven’t what is it
Guy-1 he’s got a massive knob sack

by Haydon 08 August 13, 2023

Corn on the knob

When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob

Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob

by Facia February 26, 2019