Jobby

Anything that is not classified as a wanker.

I got my JOBBY stuck in my wanker.

by Harry Richard May 7, 2003

death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

Joney

Derived from Jonas. Describing something, well, Jonas Brothers-ish. Being, "fancy", "fruity", or, when all else fails, gay. Also pertaining to anything very childish or overrated. A waste.

The new girl was a joney. She wore pink and had pigtails. She wore Disney Princess t-shirts and Sketchers.

The new guy was a joney. He wore a rainbow t-shirt on his first day and listens to Madonna.

by ʎppǝɹɟ ǝןqısıʌuı April 13, 2009

Jobe

Wannabe programmers from South Africa

Wanted, good programmers, Jobes need not apply

by John Doe April 13, 2006

joeyo

man fearing backdoor love fiancee, rather attracted to lil animals.

the joeyo runs from fiancee and hits it with a bunn

by your-daddy March 22, 2005

joey

Asshole swag-fag that carries around a pair of beats headphones all the time and has a hoodie with rolled up sleeves. Likes to hit people and called people faggots.

Person 1: Have you heard? mathieu brought his beats to school today.
Person 2: Yeah, hes such a joey.

by Anonymousaaswipewtf February 10, 2014

Joey

Gay as shit motherfucker. And he loves it.

“Bitch dont act like joey.”
“Don’t be homophobic”

by Joeyisgayaf November 30, 2017