The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
Get the Jade Tigermug. by thepotato64 October 17, 2017
Get the jade puglisimug. Halle-Jade's are amazing people, they care about others and always put others first. They may have some issues but always put them a side to help others.
by LoverGirl3005 July 22, 2022
Get the Halle-Jademug. A women who is usually cancerous to all men. She says she looks ugly and says she has depression (most of the time) but really she doesn't and is trying to grow attention.
by HFUIDSVDNIklvzkbfvra April 16, 2019
Get the Jade Parisianmug. Jade is a sexy beast with a hot-to-go bod. Always up for having fun, having a gossip, or night out with mates. Awesome, hot and sexy. Pure delicious.
by jadeandlou September 6, 2011
Get the Jade Longsonmug. I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021
Get the Jademug. evil the devil a lying person who is filled with great evil also known as the anti christ wo will bring upon the end of days
by thepotato64 October 17, 2017
Get the jade puglisimug.