1 definition by johnnylongbottom

Jade

A Jade is a psycho bitch. She will cause fights over her jealousy if you're spending time with other people. She will call ur friends fat whores and laugh about it. She will have a huge fight with you and shave her head. Also known to kill small animals cuz she thinks it's funny. STAY AWAY FROM JADE

She also cannot drive.

"Yo did you know Jade called Johnny fat?"
"Woah she's a bitch bro."

by johnnylongbottom April 13, 2022