oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017

Booger burn

Booger burn is when you have a runny nose and your nose is red, sore, and chaffed after you've had a cold. This is most common with sinus infections and head colds. The only way to prevent Booger burn is to use lotion tissues, or apply Carmex under your nostils. It is terrible, and painful. The Carmex will burn but, its worth it because your upper lip won't look like minced meat.

Mom, would you mind buying me lotion tissues? My nose is running and I don't want Booger burn.

Person: WOW. Your upper lip is torn up, what happened?
Other person: My nose started running and class and I wiped the snot on my sleeve.
Person: You should never use your sleeve, I always give you Booger burn.

by Skyler Gonthorian September 19, 2014

Counter-Burn

To equalize a trailing/running joint or blunt with a flame of your personal choice.

Yo, that shits running...counter-burn it bitch!

We don't waste no bud here, we always counter burn our woods.

Don't be a bum counter-burn that shit.

Hey watch that shit, it's running counter-burn it.

Around the turn, just Counter-Burn.

by Masked Producer November 24, 2021

Tug Burn

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn

Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often

by Butter Son June 28, 2019

Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testosterone prosecutors cry in frustration and reconsider their life choices.

Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Frank didn't exactly rush to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter

by Locnav December 17, 2021

Burn a dog

1) To defecate; 2) a very large, and urgent bowel movement

"I really need to run, gotta burn a dog.", or "I'm gonna burn a dog, hop in the shower then I'll head over our way."

by YllodYollH March 20, 2019

burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023