happythetic

When you're happy because you're apathetic.

Guy 1: Man, you really just don't give a fuck.
Me: Yeah I'm happythetic af!

by Jerm Dusky December 2, 2016

happy cringe

When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.

Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.

by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017

happy pranksgiving

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017

Happy-Sick

That feeling of missing a moment of happiness that you know can not be replicated. The feeling of being incomplete while not living in that moment. It mimicks the feeling of being home sick but for a treasured memory.

Since leaving Dave's I've been feeling awefully happy-sick

by AffyBee July 11, 2018

Happyseed

The word can mean anything, usually mis-used as a word for getting high. Stands for some weird high af shit that goes on in your dreams.

“Hey how was your nap?” "happpppyyyseeeeddss"

"What are happyseeds??????"

by Table b11 December 23, 2018

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Happiness

someone trying to hide their depression.

what is this happiness you speak of?

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019