Danny Glover

The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.

I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.

by Iscariom January 26, 2017

early grave

when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should

Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave

by Boiiis July 29, 2017

media-government-cynicism-complex

The unwitting or intentional partnership between corporate media and the government that works to saturate and bombard the citizenry with bad news and terror. The goal is to elevate the willful ignorance and acceptance of bad policy, divisive tactics, dehumanization or marginalized members of society and financial regulations that favour the wealthy.

The world is a beautiful place full of good people. If you ignorantly and blissfully consume the "media-government-cynicism-complex" of course you will feel like the world is going to hell in a hand basket. You are missing out and wasting opportunity.

by fundybrewer September 28, 2017

pussy grave

when a male hits his female partners vagina repeatedly until the vagina gets a bruse

"my wife got a pussy grave last night"

by TD-YV October 3, 2017

Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.

“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

rat glove

When someone has no gloves during the cold winter season, they use a rat to keep their hands warm by shoving their hand up a rat’s anus, usually resulting in the death of the rat.

Did you see Jimmy? Poor kid has to use a Rat Glove just to keep his hands from falling off.

by Dragontbone January 18, 2019

Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.

by ChewCracker April 5, 2019