Gorilla switch

When a girl you just finished fucking says, now its my turn and whips her cock out.

"I had to get the fuck out of there, she pulled the gorilla switch on me."

by Atomic_potato December 11, 2017

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gorilla

DUMB AHH RETARD

this gorilla ahh dude

by niloq May 9, 2025

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Gorilla tag

A fun virtual reality game with 5 year olds screaming and 8 year olds screaming. In the game, you are a gorilla with no legs and you must bounce off of your surroundings to not get tagged

Bob: hey wanna play Gorilla Tag
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore

by ShowerTowel104 March 4, 2022

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As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.

I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

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Gorilla Nap

When you take a HUGE, long, coma-like, nap after doing anything at all, Especially after some simple things and then for absolutely no reason feel the motivation to sleep for half the damn day.

“That walk tired me out, Imma take a gorilla nap.”
“Bro that wasn’t even a a long walk you fatass”

by PlatypusPapi August 20, 2023

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going gorillas

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Gets the people going.

Gentleman #1 - ...they going gorillas, huh

Gentleman #2 - I don't even know what that means
Gentleman #1 - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Gentleman #2 - No, it's not, it's gross
Gentleman #1 - Gets the people going

by Kate and Ashley May 16, 2025

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