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Habibi Goal

1. A goal scored in football (soccer) where one striker shoots, the goalkeeper saves, and another striker pounces on the loose ball and scores.

2. Any goal scored in football where there is an extraordinary amount of luck involved, and barely any skill.

3. A goal scored in football by a player who surpasses any perceived physical limits, out-muscling his larger opponents or out-running his quicker opponents against all odds.
1. "Did you watch the game? I heard they won, but it was a habibi goal.."

2. "You should have seen the goal I scored, I got the ball through three defenders and dribbled around all of them and finished with a chip shot, it was such a habibi goal!"

3. "Oh my lord, how did he win that header over the 6'9" defender, he's only 5'5"! He got a habibi goal that's for sure."
by Master Coach April 20, 2011
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horny goat

A person who is always horny and is looking for anyone to do
Megan is such a horny goat shes already hooked up with seven guys
by Mad dog Maddix December 21, 2016
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Lord GOATwaithe

Noun:
Greatest that the world has ever seen.

Verb:
1. Ability to change the landscape of a match to portrait.
2. An act in football wherein a player scores a Hat-Trick within the last minute of a match to win it.

Comparisons: NOBODY
Antonyms: LengLOL
Synonyms: La Pulga, El Pistolero, El Tiburón
1. Lord GOATwaithe is Aladeen.
2. Only once has a Lord GOATwaithe been done, even that was in Sunday League.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, Lord GOATwaithe is way too good to say SIUUUU.
by Scam de Futanari Connoisseur February 3, 2021
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Throat GOAT

A hoe that gives brain so good it will make you temporarily retarded. As the name implies, the component most essential is the ability to be mercilessly throat fucked, but a true Throat GOAT will have mastered variation in tempo, tongue movement, ball play, and finally, the classic reach around.
"Why don't you leave that girl, she is terrible for you?"
"I know, but she is the Throat GOAT."
by LOG BOY October 10, 2022
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Retarded Arctic Ice Goat

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.
Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.
by P.Kynes February 27, 2009
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Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat
Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!
by Marsupial Watson October 1, 2010
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goat head

Another way of saying go ahead or you're turn
don't call me a goat head
by rapsucks1738 December 24, 2006
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