A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.
by Breezy February 20, 2015
Get the Garrison mug.A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.
Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."
by kiwassabie April 24, 2010
Get the Garrison mug.The most perfect, most cynical human being to ever grace your television screen.
Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.
He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.
Jewnicorn. He shares a bed with Jesse Eisenberg but is unfortunately in denial of such.
He plays the role of Eduardo Saverin in The Social Network in which a lot of sexual tension is held between he and Eisenberg.
by thescienceofseduction March 29, 2011
Get the Andrew Garfield mug.1)xena warrior princess' trusty sidekick.
could be argued that she's hotter than xena.
had an ace body, toned to the max
also could be argued that xena and gabrielle were lesbian lovers - but it's all subtext and nothing was ever resolved.
used a big stick to whip ass, and eventually little knife things like raphael from TMNT.
2) a word to describe a situation that is mainly your fault and will result in almost certain injury/death
could be argued that she's hotter than xena.
had an ace body, toned to the max
also could be argued that xena and gabrielle were lesbian lovers - but it's all subtext and nothing was ever resolved.
used a big stick to whip ass, and eventually little knife things like raphael from TMNT.
2) a word to describe a situation that is mainly your fault and will result in almost certain injury/death
1)Xena had to rescue Gabrielle from the almighty mess she created that resulted in her sidekick's death... again.
2)"Dude, save me! I've done a Gabrielle"
2)"Dude, save me! I've done a Gabrielle"
by deepergreen June 6, 2007
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Get the Gabriel mug.word commonly used to describe a faggot. Usually has a hot sister and a pedophile dad. Mostly gets picked on in school by everyone and has a hard time talking to girls.
Features include:
Rat Face
Small body
No muscle
Features include:
Rat Face
Small body
No muscle
by Mark Marlock March 29, 2017
Get the Gabriel Grimaldi mug.They come off extremely shy at first but are always willing to help you even if you’ve never talked before. They slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having and what you originally thought wasn’t real is and even better yet, you are lucky enough to call them yours
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