Bro 1: I got so much cake last night!
Bro 2: I see you bro, I would eat that cake you had last night.
Bro 1: Oh fuck yeah bud, I shot the ball into the hoop, is was small but I made it in.
Girl: Wtf are you two dumb asses saying??? Is this some guy lingo that I dont know about???
Bro 2: I see you bro, I would eat that cake you had last night.
Bro 1: Oh fuck yeah bud, I shot the ball into the hoop, is was small but I made it in.
Girl: Wtf are you two dumb asses saying??? Is this some guy lingo that I dont know about???
by Shimdiggy July 25, 2018
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Get the Hummer guy mug.The older brother of the metalcore kid. He is a big, obnoxious angry baboon like man. Usually inked from head to toe with tattoos that represent his "crew". He likes to single out people at hardcore shows and assaults them. He hates drugs and alcohol. He will assault you for smoking on the street. And his other past time is beating up drug dealers for their money.
Dude, did you see that hardcore guy at the show? I think he killed that kid with the Senses Fail shirt on. I think hes part of the xFxSxUx crew bro. Don't fuck with that guy.
by deathmetaldouch October 25, 2013
Get the hardcore guy mug.A derogatory term used when texting an ex or a player type male member of society. Used as a response to something that pisses you off to demean the guy and his guyness.
“I hate chocolate, chocolate is for losers.”
“Yeah ok guy.”
“Hey here’s a bullshit reason why I couldn call you after we’ve rescheduled it three times.”
“Ok guy.”
“Yeah ok guy.”
“Hey here’s a bullshit reason why I couldn call you after we’ve rescheduled it three times.”
“Ok guy.”
by kyy September 22, 2018
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"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"
"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
by JMS1 January 12, 2007
Get the Guy Card mug.A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.
Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.
by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013
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