Closet Freak

Someone who looks and acts innocent in public, but becomes a huge sexual freak behind closed doors.
The one you wouldn't suspect.

Kristy only ACTS like a goody two shoes. She's really a MAJOR Closet Freak.

by Clarissa To May 6, 2006

frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

by running out of patience May 2, 2009

Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.

"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"

by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

Freshman

One of the best, and worst, of the classes in highschool. As 8th graders, these kids were used to receiving respect from younger kids. But as freshman, these kids are now used to receiving 1-3 things: Respect, Bullshit, and for some, Cock. Some freshman see themselves for who they are and respect their fellow upperclassmen, and in return receive LOTS of respect. Others, though, enter highschool with the "I'm better than you" mentality that earns a freshman nothing but well deserved bullshit. Some overly proud freshman are even exiled by their own classmates because they refuse to put up with them. Then, there's those few whorish young freshman who look 18 and go cock hunting. Wow, are we proud of them!

Freshman 1: Hey man, what's up?
Junior 1: Not too much man, nice to meet you!
(Respect = earned)

Freshman 2: Get outta my way!
Senior 1: Whatta bitch.
(Respect NOT earned. Let the Bullshit commence!)

Freshman 3: Ah! I love it!
Senior 2: How old are you? *Shrugs and continues*

by Nicky Sandman January 25, 2014

Trailer Fraud

When a trailer misrepresents the movie it advertises. When you view the actual movie, you see the trailer has nothing to do with the narrative, characters or plot. You are a victim of trailer fraud.

#1 : "Boy that film sucked !"
#2 " Yeah, wtf did we just watch ?"
#1 : "Dunno, the trailer looked good."
Both : "Trailer Fraud !"

by HudsonDuster November 22, 2009

Just a friend

What the stupid model calls Marinette. COME ON STOP FRIEND ZONING HER.

Idk I just wanna let you know wtf is wrong with Adrien agreste. sHouLd iNclUde tHe wOrD bEinG dEfinED. Just a friend

by txt furry June 27, 2020

best friends

A best friend is someone you could not live without, always has your back and you can talk about anything to. Someone to keep your secrets and you can be yourself around.

Ali and Emily are best friends

by pandoraluther September 30, 2012