ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person
“are u a npc or real”
“look at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass he’s definitely a npc”
“aggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023”
“look at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass he’s definitely a npc”
“aggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023”
by jalenaguirre July 3, 2022
Get the npc or realmug. The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered
- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,
- a distinctive refusal to bottom,
- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,
- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,
- a distinctive refusal to bottom,
- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,
- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
Get the Real Manmug. by mactwisted October 23, 2011
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Get the The lag is realmug. 
by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019
Get the Real Jacksonmug. by Mr Special July 8, 2019
Get the sir realmug.