Sasquatch! Music Festival

A gathering of mostly 18-25 year old hipsters at the Gorge, in George, Washington. The Columbia River provides a gorgeous backdrop to this festival of drunk and high hippies, and fun "indie" bands. If you are bothered by the smoke from weed, you might want to skip Sasquatch!

"Oh yup!, my parents just got me tickets to go to Sasquatch! Music Festival"
"Me too, bro! We are gonna get SHWASTED!

by Magical fancy-pants July 1, 2011

festy

(noun) A person who lives to go to music festivals. A sort of lovechild of a hippie and a raver. Commonly sporting one or two dreadlocks and/or a partially shaved head. Loves face paint, henna, anything glow-in-the-dark, tattoos, music (especially dubstep, electronic, indie, folk, alternative), eastern/new age themed religions, hallucinogens and hula hoops. They generally refer to festivals as "home." Rainbow Gathering and Burning Man are the Meccas of festies.

Joanna and all of her festy friends rented a bus to drive to Burning Man.

Mitch: I can't even afford toilet paper, man. I bought tickets to Sasquatch, Coachella, Shambhala, AND Burning Man.
Joe: Dude, you're such a festy.
Mitch: What can I say. Festivals are home.

by cad_dy January 15, 2013

festa

a girl who is either really nasty (un-hygenic) or who you have no interest in, or both. especially applies if that girl is way too into you or pitifully desperate. comes from verb:Festering see def.

man that festa courtney keeps calling me.

ugh, sorry dude that girl is butt nasty, just keep ignoring her and she'll get the message.

doubt it, she keeps showing up at my HOUSE man.

ew.

by lemurpie August 7, 2008

Fester

Male shocker, where the pinkie is shoved up the urinary tract, while two others are inserted into the anus.
one up the japs eye, two in the mud pie

they were arrested for festering in a public toilet

by brain cloud December 16, 2007

Festosterone

A totally non-gay gathering of 7 or more males, in which there is much consumption of brewskies and much playing of the Halo 3. You might also see a guy flick on.

Cameron: dude you going to the festosterone tonight
Rick: i wouldn't miss it to miss it for sex.

by BadManClan April 16, 2009

Festical

festival of testicles.

party / festivities where the majority of the attendee's are men

Dude, I was at a party last night and it was a complete festical!

by jansteam July 24, 2010

mildly festive

1. To be noticably gay/ homsexual
2. A metro, male with a strangly good sence of fasion etc.

Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.

by MastaP January 24, 2006