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Memory Douche

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.
Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

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by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010
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douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.
This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.
by shendrix November 23, 2010
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Douche-Matic

That was totally Douche-Matic!
by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009
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Douche McGoo

by hardly_33 April 25, 2008
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Douche Dwelling

A habitation or dwelling where douchebags reside.
All this douchebaggery is killing me; I've gotta get out of this douche dwelling before it rubs off on me.
by Overturecly August 19, 2008
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Douche-Basket

1. A person who goes out of their way to be an extreme douchebag; more so than a douchebag, but less than a Douchesaurus-Rex. 2. Alternate description of a douchebag
Eric was being such a douche-basket the other day, don't you think?
by Travis Shade January 3, 2009
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douche lettuce

a green leafy vegetable matter that when smoked makes you act like a douche.
Alex was acting stupid so I asked him if he had been smoking douche lettuce.
by Matt Mallow February 28, 2009
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