Donkey-lipping

When one eats like a donkey, using their large lips to engulf food.

Bro you're really donkey-lipping that banana.

by shrekndanke September 3, 2023

Donkey Knees

When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.

Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!

by AlphaShitMan April 10, 2021

donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

donkey trench

N. Asshole

You are a donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016

Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Donkey Dickin

A term used to describe extremely long ashes on the end of a blunt or joint. Common slamg originating in southern Ohio around 2013. Still frequently used today.

“Yo you’re donkey dickin that blizzy hard!”
“Ash that donkey dick before you burn holes in my couch bro!”

by Hot-Lon July 24, 2018