Year 8 depression

When you’re in secondary school (mainly year 8) and you decide to be all “depressed” for absolutely no reason

“Everyone in my class has year 8 depression”

by Your local legend October 20, 2019

Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.

"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."

by Octofrie July 6, 2020

Dick wanker ballsack depression

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by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Teen Depression

A fictional disease. The closest depression in a teen is called angst.

This is Michelle. She is a teen who suffers teen depression. She has been depressed ever since her boyfriend of 6 hours broke up with her via text. She must have it so hard.

by FUCK LAMB OF GOD August 1, 2008

depression

a deep lingering feeling of intense sadness or grief, hopelessness, intense anguished apathy. a person in depression cannot conceive of a solution, cannot move to any purpose and exists kind of like an automation. quite often caused by a severe loss or threat of a loss. (note: has nothing to do with your brain "balance" or any chemical drugs which big pharma mafia is trying to push on you every other decade under new names and with no science to back their lavish advertisement trying to push forward mild placebo effect and hide wast horrific side effects).

Dr: your depression is back, so we are going to put you on Lexapro. It will also help to alleviate the side effects of Zoloft that you started having last month. (I hope you don't die before your insurance runs out, cuz i don't really know what the hell i am doing here)

by yourdoctor January 3, 2011

depression

Firstly, depression is NOT a disease. Fuck the people who are brainwashed to thinking so. Depression is a state of mind which is persistant because, lets face it, life is depressing for the masses. Dont let the media fool you into believing their bullshit. You are normal, you hate your life because you are being used and always will be most likely. You have to fight this and continue on. I do it through a simple litany-- "because fuck them". That is it. Why let anyone else take advantage of your unhappiness by taking your money, most likely leaving you in a more depressing position???? Piss on them, fight back, live to see them fail since they are part of the source of your depression! Another thing, the world, a.k.a. your gov, is very depressing to even contemplate, so until a revolution you should work around or with it to meet your goals. Never be put off by the sad state of affairs worldwide, what have they to do with you on the small scale(sometimes a lot more than others but still)? When all else fails, and I'm not shittin' you, say "Fuck It!". At that point anything in your way becomes dogmeat and <god?> help it! Right! Fuck this depressing shithole and keep your life because you will never know if it is all you have until its over and not even then if you aren't religous such as me. Just don't give up because you live in the same shite the majority has had for billions of years. Its called mediocrity nowadays, live and let live is the only solution and drop the "American Dream" because it died the day that all big corps were made concrete. You have no disease, my friend. Fuck them all! You have a concept known as reality and they dont want to live there because it doesn't profit them! "you are probably smarter than them in fact"

I was totally encompassed by depression when every movie sucked last year, and every tv show is reality, and boy bands rocked the coast!

Whoa, what are you? Some kind of corp clone sent to destroy all thinking in the world with feel-good drugs?

Yeah! I'm the new don up in this bitch!

OH! <shotgun-blasts are heard>

by sedgewick.sage August 17, 2006

post meal depression

the depression you feel after eating a meal you thought would be good but was crap, you can also get post meal depression after eating a meal and being sad when all the food is gone.

"aw man i can't believe how bad that pie was, total post meal depression.

by ilikecatsalotyeah November 28, 2011