penis-crust

the result of not washing your penis after unpretected vaginal sex

"i know i got laid last night cause the penis-crust no lie"

by 4 Points October 15, 2009

Eat the crust Jimmy

When Jimmy wont eat the crust.

Person 1: Eat the crust Jimmy
Jimmy: No

by Normienolan April 2, 2019

Crust-Holer

Anal sex with dirty partners.

John is a total crust-holer. He will Plug anyone willing to put their ass up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

Cheesus Crust

Our lord that art in cheese.

Though I walk through the valley of crackers, I fear no evil for Cheesus Crust is with me.

by Asshead December 28, 2005

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

crust hole

When the orifice typically used for defecating (sphincter or butt-hole) accumulates crust varying in color and odor.

After several days of ingesting normally unhealthy quantities of taco bell and cake, her boyfriend noticed a pungent vinegary smelling odor emanating from her pants. Upon further inspection, he discovered her crust hole.

by Mikesbigass December 25, 2014