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South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.
I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
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Chooch

To chooch is the act of using your, or another person's tears as lubricant for masturbation. There are multiple degrees of chooching.

first degree chooching is using your own tears and masturbating.
second degree chooching involves saving one's tears and using them at a later date as lubricant.
third degree chooching is the act of using another person's tears as lubricant.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and I was so sad that I became aroused. I had no lube available and thus had to use my own tears of lamentation in order to quench my erotic, sadness fueled chooch desires.
by uncoolpseudonym November 20, 2009
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chooch

To "chooch" is to masterbate using your tears as lubricant. Usually done by leaning over to drop the tears on your junk while masterbating.
After the funeral I went home and had a good "chooch".
by Yeti / Wendy July 9, 2009
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hoochie-coochie

A game for two (or more) people in which one person reveals his or her erotic wishes, and the other person fulfils them. Next time round the roles are reversed.
Fancy coming back to my place to play hoochie-coochie?
by Jack Martin Leith March 31, 2007
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cooch weasel

a boy who slaps two bitches at ones time so he can get mad poon.
"Dylan you are such a cooch weasel"
by sergio12 August 3, 2007
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Chooch

Blow, snow, cocaine, coke, nose candy
Yoo do we have any chooch left?
by TheHewbrewHammer May 26, 2020
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Cooch

A person or people (cooches) who bail on plans that have already been made, to go do something else, with someone else.
1. Dude quit being a cooch and come to the movies!
2. I can't believe these cooches didn't show up tonight!
3. Did you hear he cooched out on us last night?
4. She's cooching on our plans right now!
5. These coochers better make it!
by coochmasta November 28, 2011
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