Creaminal

A criminal who does whatever it takes to satisfy their needs.

They usually don’t care for the law or the consequences that follow.

Lisa: I got f#cked by a creaminal last night!

Monica: OMG I don’t care!

by DarthNigus May 9, 2023

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

Ice cream sandwiching

The act of laying on top of a girl after ejaculating onto her stomach.

Bro, I was so tired after jerking off onto Tessa's stomach that I just ended up ice cream sandwiching her after.

by Bandit of cream November 24, 2013

Wipped Creamer

Anally inserting wipped cream and getting your anis to the mouth level of your significant other. Once there you shotgun all the wipped cream into the persons mouth for a sweet treat.

Dang bro I Wipped Creamered my girl last night and I think a piece of crap went in her mouth!

by Piggy123 March 16, 2014

Sour Cream Tan

An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.

Damn bro have you seen that sour cream tan Katie is rocking?

by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014

Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

by mdotpreis March 27, 2015