Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

cobean

this person is the most strict person you will ever meet and he has a super loud obnoxious laugh. and this person is totally a vsco girl or boy.

person 1: Hey are you Cobean. person 2:ya why person 1: cause i could hear you laugh across town. person 2: HAHAHAHAHA

by cocoaaa February 5, 2020

Chilled Cobra

The fetish process of taking an erect penis and placing it into a freezer for several minutes, then inserting it into a vagina giving her a sudden cold sharp feeling similar to that of a snake bite.

"Dude, I gave the best chilled cobra last night!"

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

stepans cobwebs

Slang term meaning semen

Wow she got stepans cobwebs all over her face

by Amazon.com/cobwebs September 11, 2018

pulled a cobain

killing yourself and never really knowing if suicide is the answer, being alienated from friends and outside forces and feeling that the best way to deal with said depression is to off yourself in a spectacular manner leaving everyone behind still feeling the effects.

I knew someone who pulled a cobain, they're still picking up the pieces of whats left of the body

by raven arcana July 4, 2010

Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013

Ass Cobra

1. a penis that "accidently" slithers into the ass of another male counterpart see also: gaysex

2. Someone who is always getting in your pants and biting your ass

The closet gay man has a stealthy ass cobra in which to rape his straight friends.

by jodax July 15, 2003