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cobbling 

My mother walked in and caught me cobbling.
cobbling by The real bubbles June 1, 2016

cobbling 

My mom walked in on me cobbling.

Cobbling 

The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.
I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.
Cobbling by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019
Cobbling- to tickle a mans anus while he’s erected, then pinch his scrottum and call him “the man” then make him combust like a volcano and squeeze every last drop i to a cup and then shit into it , freeze it, and serve em up for your kids as a tasty summertime snack!
Last night i was cobbling ur wife john, shes a dude btw
Cobbling by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025
To tickle a mans anus while sniffing cocaine out of his penis to make the man cum as much as a volcano, then squeeze every drop of cum into a cup then shit in it, freeze it and make lollipops out of it for your kids in the summer time.
Hey john i was cobbling last night was terrific, your wife now calls me the cobbler, btw john your wifes a dude
Cobbling by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.
Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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