Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

Cobbling

The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.

I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.

by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019

cobbles

British slang term for "the streets"

Johnny was walking when he heard Ross's voice screaming "get off the cobbles".

by knoxalicious July 28, 2009

cobble

(v): describes the act of putting together an income from a variety of sources, rather than the traditional one-income, one-job norm.

"Although I used to have a job, now I cobble to make ends meet."

"Cobbling is a much more fulfilling way to live my life; while I don't necessarily know where my next paycheck will come from, I am able to pursue several different interests at once.

by worldli February 27, 2009

Cobble

To immediately ejaculate uncontrollably.

"Did you see Stacy's mom's new bikini?"
"Yeah, I know, I almost cobbled my pants."

by Bonshaquita Lafondria September 13, 2011

cobble

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

by sux0r June 26, 2006

cobbles

short for cobblestones, slang for testicles

"you don't have the cobbles"
"kick him square in the cobbles"

by hdink May 10, 2007