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Cobbling 

The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.
I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.
Cobbling by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019
To tickle a mans anus while sniffing cocaine out of his penis to make the man cum as much as a volcano, then squeeze every drop of cum into a cup then shit in it, freeze it and make lollipops out of it for your kids in the summer time.
Hey john i was cobbling last night was terrific, your wife now calls me the cobbler, btw john your wifes a dude
Cobbling by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025
Cobbling- to tickle a mans anus while he’s erected, then pinch his scrottum and call him “the man” then make him combust like a volcano and squeeze every last drop i to a cup and then shit into it , freeze it, and serve em up for your kids as a tasty summertime snack!
Last night i was cobbling ur wife john, shes a dude btw
Cobbling by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.
Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019