Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mother walked in and caught me cobbling.

by The real bubbles June 1, 2016

cobbling

Another term for masterbating

My mom walked in on me cobbling.

by My name is bubbles May 31, 2016

Cobbling

The act of eating a fruit-filled pastry of the circular variety out of the booty-hole of another person for sexual pleasure.

I was cobbling that bitch so hard last night, I'm going to have to see the dentist tomorrow.

by arabidsquirrel October 26, 2019

Cobbling

To tickle a mans anus while sniffing cocaine out of his penis to make the man cum as much as a volcano, then squeeze every drop of cum into a cup then shit in it, freeze it and make lollipops out of it for your kids in the summer time.

Hey john i was cobbling last night was terrific, your wife now calls me the cobbler, btw john your wifes a dude

by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025

Cobbling

Cobbling- to tickle a mans anus while he’s erected, then pinch his scrottum and call him “the man” then make him combust like a volcano and squeeze every last drop i to a cup and then shit into it , freeze it, and serve em up for your kids as a tasty summertime snack!

Last night i was cobbling ur wife john, shes a dude btw

by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"

Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.

by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019