Grundle Chode

A Grundle Chode is when a guy is extremely ugly.

Jersey shore's version is "A MALE Grenade"

Girl 1: I wanted to get it in, but all they had at the club were grundle chode's.

Girl 2: Oh, well you can't always find a gorilla Juice head.

by JOYZGRL November 1, 2010

chode butter

Sweat originating from the scrotum of males (ball sweat)

When I tea bag Brett's mom, she loves to lick my chode butter.

by Enrique Villareal January 25, 2003

beef chode

A dick that is wider than long. Like Farve from Super Troopers.

Ew. That guy has a fucking chode.

by Jared Bishop June 15, 2004

Chode 1

A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.

Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!

by Jaodely Huars A Cuheordee December 9, 2008

Chode lick

Close friends, or homies.

Hunter is my main Chode Lick man

by PTruvs September 18, 2009

Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

by Bam068 January 30, 2020

Chode Hole

Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.

I met this guy the other night. He was nice, but he had such a chode hole!

by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 9, 2011