chateau'd

Being absolutey stinking drunk - mainly by drinking too much FRENCH wine.
So if you have been drinking wine and you are:

hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated or inebriated then you can consider yourself CHATEAU'D

Had a great BBQ yesterday afternoon and got stuck into a great case of red wine, we were all absolutely chateau'd by 6 o'clock....

by Toadfish2 August 3, 2009

chip chat

The annoying chatter that annoying coworkers have with other annoying coworkers about inane subjects, like chips or popcorn.

I was unable to concentrate on my solitaire game because Locquecia was chipchatting with her girlfriend over the phone.

by Polar March 17, 2004

chata

A set-up to dis someone

You talk to chata yet?

Who?

Chata fuck up!

by Dane February 15, 2004

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

chat shit

A saying to someone who is talking rubbish.

Originates from Widnes, North-West England.

"I had a date with a a fit bird last night" says roy.
"Chat Shit" replies Jim.

by gypsy dave July 6, 2008

ass-chat

When a person (especially a customer) stands behind you, asking questions, while you're bent over doing a task.

Customer (seeks someone bent over): "Excuse me, where are your kids books? Oh, wait, do you work here?"

Bookseller #1: *Gets up* "They are right over there."

Bookseller #1 to Bookseller #2: "Why did she ass-chat me instead of waiting until I got up, or just ask you?"

by McCloskey February 4, 2010

cheaters

Winners, but only as long as they are not caught in the act.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003