Cock-Corn 

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.

Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'

Cock-Corn by JD DICKS December 23, 2009

Cock Topography 

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.

Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!

Cock Topography by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010

cock honkey 

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

cock honkey by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010

Cock Wheeze 

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

Cock Wheeze by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

Cock Block Tortoise by jabbott August 22, 2011

Cock Cruiser 

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.

It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!

Cock Cruiser by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011

Cock Shaped Mouth 

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.

"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"

Cock Shaped Mouth by Twanker94 May 18, 2012