seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu

Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.

by Paunda November 12, 2016

William C. Bryant High School

A high school where girls suck mad dick in the staircase , where scholars become dropouts, where every staircase has a valid door with no alarm to go through , where they call your parents every fucking period YOURE late or absent. A high school where everybody where’s uggs especially the LOW TOPS. Where everyone thinks it’s a fashion show everyday , where every bitch smokes in the bathroom and niggas who try so hard to get it with bitches. Where you’ll get robbed if you don’t lock your locker by broke niggas who can’t even afford an iPhone 5. Where niggas buy viigos in the deli and think they grown

Yo I just got my dick sucked in staircase I in William C. Bryant high school

by Flayoooooo October 18, 2019

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When you smash your fists onto your keyboard and breaking your keyboard.

"sjkjxxddj dfdjdn dn djccfvc vg vg gv f fcgfg c" Alex said as he was dying a horrible death.

by Not Zeus December 11, 2020

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why hello traveler, you have reached peaks of boredom seldom known to mankind. maybe you should embark on a quest to the fridge to eat something, or maybe actually do your work

have you heard of the legendary hero?
well, they searched a;sldkfjghqpwoeirutyz/x.c,vmbn in urban dictionary, so clearly they are above most of us mere mortals

by Lehn_Noodle November 5, 2021

B.O.C. Special

To shit on a person's chest and wrap them in saran wrap.

Yo, that girl last night was a huge freak, I tried a B.O.C. Special and I didn't have enough saran wrap to finish the job

by Sticky Swine September 24, 2005

Southampton F.C.

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

by tedfred123 August 2, 2007

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"

Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"

by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011