Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021

brandon Baum

The one guy who stopped TikTok from being called the world's stupidest site.

Brandon Baum is a good tiktoker

by Pspspspspspsps January 18, 2021

Brandon Wilbur

Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.

Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.

by TAYLORFFFFF January 21, 2021

Brandon Seeker

A man of many mysteries

Brandon is a Brandon Seeker, what does he do all day?

by SpaceJoker January 26, 2021

Brandon Fava

Brandon Fava is one of the most amazing humans in this universe

Brandon Fava was part of the you tube channel BRO TRIO

by Bethanharris February 18, 2021

brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...

“yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”

by uh.whore March 14, 2021