R&Beef

R&B songs, especially made up R&B songs, that are full of comedy and jokes.

R&Beef originated from a game in Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out, which involves the red team and the black team having to battle to see who has the funniest R&B song. The song, also, has to be made up on the spot, based on the audience's suggestions.

They be wilin' out in the R&Beef game in Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 7, 2006

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

roast beef dangels

a blown out vagina to where the lips look like roast beef hanging outside the edge of a sandwich.

Damn that dirty bitch has RBDs(roast beef dangels)

by Goon Squad January 29, 2007

Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d December 28, 2005

beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!

During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

roast beef slices

A term used to describe a loose vagina, coined through the fact that the pussy lips hang apart from each other much in the same way as slices of roast beef

She wanted me to eat her out. When I pulled off her pants, I saw that she had roast beef slices. So I melted some cheddar in it and dug in.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

beefheart

A red pulsating bellend. Achieved by squeezing the penis until the bellend becomes swollen, and resembles a beating heart. The name was invented by Don Vliet, also known as "Captain Beefheart", a 60's performance artist. He would often flash the glans of his penis and declare, "Ahh, what a beauty. It looks just like a big, fine beef heart."

Don't come near me with that hideous, smeggy beefheart.

by King_goonie March 4, 2007