barting

When your dog barks and farts repeatedly and simultaneously.

Magnus ate too much and has been barting all night.

by Amandatam July 29, 2016

Beasting

The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.

Anton had to throw his sleeping bag away after he fell victim to a Beasting.

by Zonal K July 27, 2019

busting thy nut

when you busting thy nut

"When you are busting thy nut"

(your nut)

by some nutty boi November 20, 2019

barting

when your dog is barking and a stinky fart slips out

Oh my god Chester! Stop Barting!!

by ImpossibleSmurf July 9, 2020

Stray-bashing

When a straight person who may not be outwardly macho enough for other straight people is mistaken for gay and physically, emotionally, or mentally abused as a result.
Also, in the non-sexual arena, mistaking someone's race or ethnicity and bashing them incorrectly also qualifies.

A male child molestation victim, victimized by his mother, can have a distrust of women and be mis-identified as gay, even though the victim simply prefers to practice his hetrosexuality with prostitutes or under other "controlled" conditions. Nonetheless, at work, his co-workers are "Stray-bashing" him for being gay, although he is not.

Similarly, bashing a Hawaiian for being Mexican, a Hindu for being Muslim, etc...

by JohnnyBeyond September 25, 2010

Ion Busting

When common terms do not even grasp the greatness of what something is. That being, when something seen, done, or heard is inexplainable the term is used.

Bobby: Dude, last night two chicks propositioned me for a three way and for some weird reason I said "no."

Trent: What? Your totally fucked up!

Bobby: Yeah, but then three chicks came up, even hotter, and asked for a four-way!

Trent: Ion Busting man!

by thetryplethreat October 20, 2010

succulent basking

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.

this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.

by Bukos-Bukos Gardenia September 21, 2011