blastamist

funny, hilarious, only people that fuck can say it

you don’t fuck that was blastamist

by abcgoat443 March 16, 2020

bastardical

Adjective, describing someone or something acting like a bastard.

He's a bastardical bastard.

by ilovesjeebus October 2, 2007

Bastardabhi

A callous and balding man-child who is turned on by women who file frivolous court cases against him and who have live-in "serious" boyfriends. Highly narcissistic and a pathological liar. Will end up old, bitter, alone, and bald.

I don't even want to think about what Bastardabhi and Whorsea were doing in that car. The horrors.

by Disgusted1 May 30, 2008

Beastachio

1. A beast person eating a pistachio.

2. An adjective to describe something beyond awesome.

The opposite of bullockstachio.

1. Hey check out that beastachio, John is eating a pistachio!
2. COD 8 is out??? That is so BEASTACHIO!!!!!11!!!111!!!

by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011

Beastalicious

Beastalicious is a word created after the word "beast" became well used. Beast, was then overkilled and beastalicious was created! This word is used as an adjective, noun, verb, or any other way imaginable. It is the act of being totally beast. More commonly used by women, of course it can also be used by anyone. Beastalicous is a very complex word and should not be attempted when at home or if the person is under the age of 18. Can be used to explain anything and everything. If the other person STILL does not understand after this explination. Cease and leave, this person must be a complete idiot.

Jack- Did you see the Dawn of the Dead movie?
Jane- Yeah! It was totally beastalicious!

Fred- Woahhh man! I can't believe I made that goal!
George- Dude. Way to be beastalicious.

by hollyleaf. June 21, 2011

Bastamental

A belief/way of life, based around living to the fullest. The most challenging part about this, is learning your personal/individual "fullness". The main goal of being a basta is to reach a sense of "perfection". The beauty of this belief is that "perfection" is ever changing to adapt to life, knowledge, age, and other surroundings. Therefore supplying an endless learning experience.

The hardest task is the Out of Body Experience. By mastering this art, certain powers are available to anyone.

Such as:

1. Meeting other people in an Out of Body Experience

2. The power to manipulate, subliminally alter, curse, and build up other people's mind. Through speaking to an unwary person/soul, you can even send someone into spiraling suicidal depression.

Common practices/activities:

1. Out of Body Experience (For mental and spiritual development)

2. Lucid Dreaming (Recreational)

3. Self Hypnosis (Optional)(For enhancing personal attributes)

Origin of Word: Given that most people could not possibly begin to understand the concept, the name "Bastamental"

The root words are Bastard Mentalist (or Mental)

bas·tard

3.something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.

Spurious, the main source of the definition of bastard

spu·ri·ous/ˈspyo͝orēəs/

Not being what it purports to be; false or fake: Along the lines of reasoning Apparently but not actually valid: "this spurious reasoning results in nonsense".

Only through mediation and Out of Body Experiences will the path be shown of Bastamental

by Bastamental [Himself] November 30, 2011

Bastard jummy

When you are trying to insult someone in a Scottish accent and the only thing you can think of is "Bastard jummy"

You are a bastard jummy!

by Stijn November 28, 2014