When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
by Shadly March 20, 2022
A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."
by Franklin In San Diego February 14, 2017
Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.
Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.
by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023
by Jim Bob, Son of God March 15, 2017
1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.
2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.
2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.
by Xr8eD April 16, 2014
by Baan the Guy April 07, 2016