Nagger beans

Those little, annoying, rubber pieces that reside on most turf playing fields.

Usually, after you play on/visit/look at the turf field, they end up on you, indefinitely.

"God I just found a fucking nagger bean in my world history book."
"That's not bad at all, this morning while I was showering I found some nagger beans in my butt."

by naggerbeans October 16, 2009

batsman

a generic derogatory term, for a cum guzzling thundercunt.

"luk at my mod hat!12"
"tommy, your a batsman."

by luciferschild666 January 27, 2008

bats

coined by The Joker, Bats is a nickname for Batman, also known as The Dark Night, The Caped Crusader, and Bruce Wayne.

Bats what are you doing here? Are you here to foil my evil plans again?

by james June 9, 2004

bats in the belfry

The best song ever made by dispatch the coolest band ever, or to be batty or eccentric

I've got bats in the belfry
Im in the kitchen
boiling society

by Bubba March 24, 2005

Batship

A adjective usually a prefix for crazy. Batshit is not an adequete description for insanity as, lets face it, what's so crazy about bat's shitting ? As they say "everybody poos". Hence Batship was invented to fill this glaring void. If you ever find somebody still using the old outdated term "batshit" please do correct them. Becuase let's face it, a bat on a ship - now that IS crazy!

"Heyy that Britney Speares is Batshit crazy!"

"Err, what? So she's normal? What's wierd about a bat shitting? Are you sure you don't mean Batship crazy?"

"Ohh yeah, dude! What's crazier then a ship full of bats?!?! That's clearly Britney".

by Kayshizzle Foshizzle July 18, 2011

Beans

An objectively superior alternative to "tea"

Bro: Bro. did you hear the beans about Sally?
Bro 2: Bro? Spill the beans bro.

by H.P Lovecraft's Cat March 23, 2019

Green Beans and Garlic

A term that means nothing, but you create it with a group of people to use around a nosy individual that needs to know everything. Use it in everyday context, but when the nosy person asks you what happened...you ignore them or say nothing happened. You do not tell the person what it means and it drives them crazy.

When nosy individual is around:

Q: Did you see Jim last night at the club?

A: Yeah, what the hell?

Nosy guy: What did he do?

A: Oh, nothing. Green Beans and Garlic.

by See Pizzle October 24, 2010