poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

Nebraskan Round of Applause

The act of a man pulling down his pants and squatting/clapping his testicles in lake water; to be preformed in any Lake in Nebraska.

Remember that time Trace Atkins gave everyone a Nebraskan round of applause?

by Honeycombbandita June 17, 2018

That really salts my apple

When something bothers you so much that you can’t properly express it.

“That guy just catcalled you.”
“That really salts my apples.”

by That’s it folks January 8, 2019

pen pineapple apple pen

something that one guy sang about in that song you remember as a child but you don't know the guy who sang it. it was a very catchy song that you still remember all the lyrics.

pen pineapple apple pen would be indicated by one singing
i have a pen...
i have an apple
BAM
apple pen

by i_am_not_the_imposter October 17, 2020

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple

When you are over-stimulating and just need one of these before you turn into an........ Apple.

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR apple uh oh he turned into an apple i´m to late.

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.

“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”

by MHlovr March 9, 2022

Spin the Apple

A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.

"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"

"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.

by goodwitchazura April 5, 2022