poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

come up

A bargain, or a found item that is of value to the finder.

"One man's trash, that's another man's come up." - from Thrift Shop by Macklemore

by amrcn_werewolf September 13, 2012