Asian Hotbox

When a group of 5-10 Asian women enter a room with 1 man and proceed to fart in the room then leave the room and lock it shut for 30 minutes.

Man, I could really use an Asian Hotbox right about now!

by Clypsix December 15, 2020

Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff

"That guy has the Asian Rice Cooker Effect"

by no19212129 March 28, 2023

Dirty Asia

It’s when a group of people meet online, to gang bang a horse while your lesbian sister is moaning in the background

Chad: dude me and my homies just pulled a dirty asia so rad.

by Itsjustasussybakaitcantbethat- June 15, 2021

Do as I say, not as I do

A teacher or superior directing a student or subordinate not to follow a bad example they give, but to stick to the rules. Often used to imply hypocrisy, but could also have legitimate reasons.

Do as I say, not as I do, the congregation murmured, when the pastor preached decency after half the village had observed him getting overly friendly with the innkeeper's wife.

Do as I say, not as I do, said the old sailor to the boy, letting go with both hands of the yardarm, instructing the younger to always hold fast.

by toomuchBS July 7, 2020

The Asian

Is Filipino. Thinks he's so fly, and can do what ever he wants. Makes jokes ALL the time cause he thinks he's funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. Strengths: the best COD player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. Best Moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro's. Weaknesses: Always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short... were waiting on that. Fails: doesn't do any chores, never wants to break a 20, can't rap, and thinks Brett Farve will never retire. Appearance: Short, has a bowl cut, and Asian of course!

Brad: Have you finished breeding Pikachu with Eevee?
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.

Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!

by the athlete June 19, 2010

Asian-niffic

asian-niffic means an asain that is really badass, and or pretty;sexy;hot;cute;etc...
some awesome asians are : Jackie Chan; Wendy Wu; Jet Lee; Terrin Liwag.

Girl 1: hey, did you see Jackie Chan in his new movie!?
Girl 2: yeah! he was so asian-niffic!

or

Guy 1: omg! did you see Terrin in that blue dress!?
Guy 2: yeah man... she looked so asain-niffic...

by BLACK&&YELLOW August 10, 2009