True 69

The act of simultaneous oral sex specifically between two males since a women could never truly be a number 6 or 9. 2 dicks, two mouths, no exceptions.

Dude1: Hey man, I just had some 69.
Dude2: Was it a "69" or a "True 69"?
Dude1: C'mon bro, I ain't no fag. High Five!

by Viewmore T. Snatch February 23, 2009

Sneak 69

The process by which a man goes down on a woman, then somehow he ends up sitting on her face with his dick in her mouth.

John was going down on me and the next thing I knew, he sneak 69'ed me!

by EJO2007 March 11, 2007

The Saxophone 69

Simultaneous saxophone playing - the female sucks the male's saxophone while he sucks her saxophone. Gay and lesbian versions of the Saxophone 69 are also practiced.

Billy and Jane simultaneously played each other saxophones while laying in opposite directions in a belly-to-belly position, thus performing the Saxophone 69.

by sexy sax player December 12, 2011

The Square Root of 69

8 Somethin. Right? Cuz i been tryina work it oohhhhhhhh

The Square Root Of 69 is 8 Somethin.

by valbaseballer December 10, 2013

Swine 69

When two cops have stopped to talk to each other and park drivers window to drivers window. Named to the resemblance to the 69 sex position.

last night i was pulled over by the high school. I didn't see the swine 69 in the parking lot.

by manicmechanicpanda May 22, 2010

Video 69

When you are taking a picture or filming somebody who in turn is taking a picture or filming you. The full circle of digital capturing is video 69'ing.

Let's video 69 so both of our views of eachother are captured simultaneously.

by Nawty Nigel January 10, 2012

the 69 paradox

the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.

the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.

by boi_genius December 20, 2017