gilberts balls

a dead pair of balls cut off and trimmed by the ball trimmer tm. gilbert is a fictional character from a fellow wattpad fanfiction of sangwoo ile imama doğru who is also a mafya and stole the kidneys of his tinder date because she called him small.
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Big emoji ball

Something i ride a-lot, good for yoga, and falling.
Tyler: yo can i buy you a big emoji ball?
August: im calling the police
by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022
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This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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isabel ball

This women has superpowers far beyond what the eye can see. She will enter your life and transform you from the inside out, inspiring confidence and strength you never knew you had. She is divinely beautiful, one glance at her and you will realize that if you were able to construct your perfect woman, she would pale in comparison to the radiance of Isabel’s smile, her gentle almond shaped eyes, strong eyebrows and soft long brunette hair that flows perfectly from her head down to her chest. She dances like she’s on fire, mesmerizing audiences with a conviction that connects to the very spirit of life itself. Her kindness is almost unbelievable, she empathizes deeply, sees you for who you are and inspires you to be your best. To know her is to love her and she certainly is loved. You will let her steal your heart and be glad that it is hers and she is yours. The keys to her heart are Merlot, stir fry and Mac DeMaraco. If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go. She is incredible.
Did you see Isabel Ball dance tonight? I had to pick my jaw up off the floor after her performance.
by MartiniPalace May 22, 2019
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ball hazers

Rimless sport sunglasses, most commonly Costa Ballast worn by southern fraternity men during pledgeship. Most commonly seen during a lineup or tailgate.
Brother 1: Check out these new ball hazers I just got.

Pledgemaster: Those are awesome, do you want to lead tonights lineup?
by Braxton Bragg July 23, 2024
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