a dead pair of balls cut off and trimmed by the ball trimmer tm. gilbert is a fictional character from a fellow wattpad fanfiction of sangwoo ile imama doğru who is also a mafya and stole the kidneys of his tinder date because she called him small.
by gilbert ludwig halisdemir ball May 3, 2021

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

by you are a cock sucker July 6, 2022

This women has superpowers far beyond what the eye can see. She will enter your life and transform you from the inside out, inspiring confidence and strength you never knew you had. She is divinely beautiful, one glance at her and you will realize that if you were able to construct your perfect woman, she would pale in comparison to the radiance of Isabel’s smile, her gentle almond shaped eyes, strong eyebrows and soft long brunette hair that flows perfectly from her head down to her chest. She dances like she’s on fire, mesmerizing audiences with a conviction that connects to the very spirit of life itself. Her kindness is almost unbelievable, she empathizes deeply, sees you for who you are and inspires you to be your best. To know her is to love her and she certainly is loved. You will let her steal your heart and be glad that it is hers and she is yours. The keys to her heart are Merlot, stir fry and Mac DeMaraco. If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go. She is incredible.
by MartiniPalace May 22, 2019

Rimless sport sunglasses, most commonly Costa Ballast worn by southern fraternity men during pledgeship. Most commonly seen during a lineup or tailgate.
Brother 1: Check out these new ball hazers I just got.
Pledgemaster: Those are awesome, do you want to lead tonights lineup?
Pledgemaster: Those are awesome, do you want to lead tonights lineup?
by Braxton Bragg July 23, 2024
