We were marching into the battle of the sexes, and I was probably just as scared as all these other cocksuckers, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! And I never felt so alive.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

He slammed her onto the table to have sex with her… He totally shoved his entire dick in her vagina!
by Imcomin4u June 9, 2022

Self slapping sex paddle.
Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this
For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival
Gives fishing a whole new meaning
Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this
For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival
Gives fishing a whole new meaning
by Sexytrouts March 11, 2017

by Weber’s dick March 1, 2021

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
