Definitions by yourmotherishotxoxo

lemon balls 

when the balls are sour and sticky

"Bro, jake has lemon balls"
"Yum"

lemon balls by yourmotherishotxoxo May 22, 2023

turtle sex 

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

turtle sex by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

turtle 

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.

toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky

turtle by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

aserdtryfgtujhkjlk 

i fuked your mother

jim: hey terry did you know i aserdtryfgtujhkjlk your mother last night

terry: bro.... my moms dead.......

aserdtryfgtujhkjlk by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023