turtle

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.

toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

lemon balls

when the balls are sour and sticky

"Bro, jake has lemon balls"
"Yum"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 22, 2023

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i fuked your mother

jim: hey terry did you know i aserdtryfgtujhkjlk your mother last night

terry: bro.... my moms dead.......

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023