dogs balls

slang for "why not?"

so why did they decide to spend all that extra money on something no one asked for? dogs balls

by tacklezzz June 26, 2025

Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.

Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.

by Kf1345 August 9, 2022

ball pit

to ball pit someone: to contort somebodys balls until they are a pit

I ball pitted your dad last night!

by I barely know her! July 18, 2024

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

ivans balls

big

larger than cow ivans balls are

by yeet 69 February 28, 2022

Ball Wiggler

Somebody who wiggles balls like there is no tomorrow.

Charlie: Hey, Kenny, can I be your little Ball Wiggler?
Kenny: Of course you can!
Farri: Don't forget to be my Ball Wiggler too!

by CharlieIsHere March 20, 2023

Tripping and sucking a mans balls

When you trip and oh no suddenly you fell on your homies dick and are sucking him good

Did you hear Finn experienced Tripping and sucking a mans balls tragic isnt it?
So tragic

by KooshBaloosh December 13, 2024