moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

by Tomicide December 30, 2004

Wafflelessness

A person who doesnt have any waffles, and would possibly like some. :P

Wafflelessness is not having any Waffles..

by Durple111 September 13, 2011

Waffle Treat

A delicious late night snack... Actually, it's a delicious ANY time snack! Simply toast an Ego waffle and spread fruit jam, jelly, or preserves. It's that easy.

Make me a waffle treat, bitch!

by Pico de Kyo July 27, 2012

waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.

Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription

by paleandmale May 25, 2014

waffle drizzle

Pouring a females ejaculation on waffles and sharing the waffle with said female for a delicious 4 a.m. meal

Damn, this is the best waffle drizzle I've ever had!

by The smart guy January 17, 2015

Waffle

W-ah-ffle, meaning hashtag, "#" to be used for the action of adding a hashtag to a term or event.

"Put a waffle on it"
"Waffle it"

by Delwin penner January 4, 2016

Waffle Gobbie

When you buy a Maccas mega choc waffle cone and your girlfriend eats it off your knob.

Mate I got the best waffle gobbie the other day!

by Waffle echo August 14, 2016