UBER PONE

To beat the shit out of someone/something. In white peoples terms

"Damn, ya boi got fukkin uber poned last night at the party!"

by jay love June 12, 2006

Umberto Bigblunts

The best striker of all time. His antics on the football pitch do not measure up to the circus that was his life off the field. On numerous accounts was Umberto accused of performing what he called a "Karl Malone" on his girlfriend. A 12 time winner of Cannabis Mgazine's Biggest Blunt Rolled category, Mr Bigblunts soon became an honorary member of the "Blunt Affectionado" club, along with the likes of Cheech, Chong, Spicoli, Bernie, and Lord Balls.

Liverpool won the Champions League with the help of Umberto Bigblunts and his three giant Ls.

by Del Piero March 26, 2009

Umberstand

An alternative to understands. Orignally created with Strong bads reaction to Coach Z's pronounciation in the cartoon "Sbemailurized!" on Homestar Runner.com.

I cam'b deven umberstand wum that guy's sane! Zee you nezz dime!

by Big-Head September 4, 2010

Umberamber

Is an androgynous stuffed giraffe who loves to cuddle. Even though it smells like a gas station, the smell still reminds you of comfort and makes you happy. It likes longs walks on the beach and can down a whole keg of vodka in two seconds. It speaks in high voice that is somewhat like an elderly chipmunk. Don't get in his way when he is hungry, and especially when he is hungry for furry caterpillars.

Dave: is that a talking stuffed giraffe downing a keg of vodka?
Paul: yeah! That's Umberamber!

by Philldavill January 17, 2018

Umbertide

A large aquatic animal known for its enormous size and gentle, slow movements

Its rare sightings are followed by gatherings of huge hopeful crowds who sometimes set up camp for days striving to catch a glimpse of the beast

Reports have placed the Umbertide in the eastern Italian coast, the northern French coast and occasionally Dover, England

Biologists confirm characteristic traits include a disproportionate stomach and a digestive process that results in potent, prolonged and ear shattering farts

"Hey man, wanna go see if we catch a glimpse of the Umbertide?"
"Sweet! Let's go!"
"Hey - did you take your ear plugs with you?"
"Why?"
"Why? Don't you know that if it farts near you and you aren't using protection your eardrums shatter?"

by Eddie Freemantle September 28, 2020

umberston

Your name is humberstone and your trying that tiktok trend

Humberstone is kind and loyal

by Lucy humberstone October 5, 2021

umberegable

unbearable ... due to being highly capable, and unbreakable. which is not tolerated and very condescendingly embarrassing. As well as intimidating and intelligently insulting.

umberegable

How come you understand the way of life like we do? What do you have to show for yourself in your so called way of life?

by Tockson. Linux June 21, 2023