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ulster scots

"The ultimate DIY language", as a local politician once eloquently put it.
A 'dialect' supposed to be derived from that of Scottish settlers who came to Ireland a long time ago, however it's actually not a language at all, and sounds laughably more like someone merely speaking slang words in a Ballymena farmer's accent..
Interestingly though, governments seem to be fooled by this quest for lingual recognition, and are happy to throw money at the cause ! Maybe they're just happy that they're doing something other than drug dealing and whacking each other for a change....
Ulster Scots:
"Ey boy, whers tha wife the day ?"
"ah... shi'll b back air at home wi tha waynes !"

English Translation:
"Hey mate, wheres your wife today ?"
"Aha, she'll be back there at home with the children."
by Ciaran_ July 29, 2008
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Ulster Young Militant

Ulsters Young Militants are the youth wing of the UDA.
Formed during The Troubles in 1974 at the peak of the violence.

Theyre motto is Terrae Filius", Latin for "Son of the Land".
At present the UYM are being populated by youths from 15 to 18 years of age. Most of these Militants will be using intimidating violence. In some Squads theyre recruits must be sworn, and cannot leave.

Many famous Loyalists are believed to have been in the UYM before entering the UDA, Such as Johnny Adair.
"Ive joined our army, To fight the IRA! Im an Ulster Young Militant for the men in the UDA!
by -Finlay- November 9, 2006
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ultimate chick song

Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler. It is incontestibly the girliest, queerest dance song ever made. However, despite that it is an irresistible and catchy tune.
"Dammit...they're playing that Total Eclipse song again...my girlfriend's gonna want to slow dance with me now, FUCK!"
by dugald March 8, 2005
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A scientifically defined term for an ancient sickness when one
would accidentally ingest large amounts of silica. This leads to small, sharp, many cuts in every oraphace as it travels through your blood stream. In layman's terms, you bleed from everywhere.
this diahrhea feels so bad it's like I have ultramicroscopicsilicavolcanocroniosis
by ArtemisBleu February 18, 2008
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Ultimate high five

To high five your fried/partner during a threesome to celebrate your sexual accomplishment.
So you and your friend got really shitfaced at this girls/guys house and they end up screwing you and your friend (a threesome) at the same time and to celebrate you high five your friend. ULTIMATE HIGH FIVE!!
by Gerald cuntzton December 3, 2007
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Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme/urban sport. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
by Dimedude January 9, 2009
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