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guy one:have u uninstalled twitter yet?
guy two: no i haven't and don't plan to.
guy one:that's fucking cringe dog:(
by beandaddyjuice May 10, 2021
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Twitter

An extremely toxic platform. Arguing, controversy and more has come from twitter. A complete wasteland full of toxic people over-using the word "Ratio".
I argued on twitter!
by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023
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Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}
Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"
by Lill D May 21, 2020
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Twitter-vom

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)
Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.
by weg m January 7, 2013
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Twitter

A battleground between racists who hate black people and racists who hate white people and they're all somehow gay.
Person A: hey, have you been on Twitter lately?
Person B: Yeah I saw someone saying hitler was just misunderstood and another person saying all white people should be castrated and hanged.
by tubershooter313 December 16, 2024
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twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.
1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.
by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012
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