Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023

Left Turn

Getting your dick sucked while driving

She did left turns all night.

by Realei March 9, 2023

Down turned smile

When you have a down turned smile it is mainly geneticist but when you do its probably because you don’t want to give away your real smile due to being scared of showing your true emotions or being embarrassed of your real smile. It is kind of sad really.

Hugh: “you can use your real smile with me!”
Jazz: *down turned smiles more*

by Thabestgalevah March 14, 2023

Turn your head

Turning your head when about to give a blowjob

If your partner annoys you and later on initiates sex, simply turn your head like a brat

by Lunacross April 3, 2023

Turn signal

Somthing a BMW dosent have

Nice fuckin turn signal mate

by Nut funny man January 30, 2023

Turn The Key

A sexual act performed when you are fucking a girl doggy and while fucking, you suck your thumb briefly then stick your thumb up the girls ass with your nail facing down towards her pussy and then turn your hand 90 degrees.

Yo, Stacy told me to turn the key last night and it really turned her on to the point she was gushing all up on me.

by TheGuanchillian December 30, 2023

turn to dust

“Turn to dust” … when an old person pisses you off.

Ex: “ that old women on the interstate cut me off and i turned ti my mom and said “that old bitch needs to turn to dust already””.

by Cayyyyyy January 6, 2024