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Wet Tina Turner 

(n) a three step, multi-person, alcoholic shot, typically taken with jaegermeister or tequila, but that can be performed with any hard liquor. The three steps include (1) taking the shot (2) the shooter's friend or passerby then douses the shooter with a glass of water to the face (3) that same person or a third person then slaps the shooter on the cheek, relatively hard, but not too hard.
My favorite shot? Oh, that's an easy one, it's a Wet Tina Turner! You forget about how bad the liquor tastes because you immediately get hit with a glass of water and slap to the face!
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Pre-turnt 

When you get too "turnt up" or before the main portion of an event, and end up missing the whole main event due to being unconscious or too fucked up to remember anything.
John and I smoked a blunt and sipped on lean before the juicy j show, but John ended up getting pre-turnt before juicy j even came on stage. John missed the whole show.

I went to a New Years party but got pre turnt before midnight and woke up in the next year.
Pre-turnt by AKRISONER May 18, 2013
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Turntablist 

1) one who has the ability to improvise on a phonograph turntable
2) "one who uses the turntable in the spirit of a musical instrument" (Dj Babu)
3) a musician; a hip-hop disc jockey who in a live/spontaeneous situation can manipulate or restructure an existing phonograph recording (in combination with an audio mixer) to produce or express a new composition that is unrecognizable from its original ingredients.
A turntablist speaks with his hands.
Turntablist by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

turning japanese 

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.
Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

ambi-turner 

One that has the ability to turn both ways.
"I'm not an ambi-turner.. I can't turn left." - Zoolander
ambi-turner by blueolive May 2, 2005

Nigga Turned Inside Out 

A rather old slur directed at Irish people. In the late 1800s, the Irish were viewed as a secondary race by White Supremacists (see "Inbreds, Elite English") as were black people. (Who were conversely referred to as "Smoked Irish." I shit you not. People back then had ISSUES.)

These days, the terms has been embraced by Irish wannabe gangsters and thugs, et al, as a badge of honour. Look to House of Pain and Eminem as heroes.
Chap one: "Cracka mutherfucker! Get yo ass out of here!"
Chap two: "Sorry, my bad!"
Chap one: "Yo, you talk funny. Where you from?"
Chap two: "I'm Irish."
Chap one: "Sheeeet, you shoulda told me you was a nigga turned inside out! Gimme some love!"
A phrase to describe certain lyrics that Alex Turner (of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets) writes. He comes up with very unique similes and metaphors that he is now famous for. This is referred to as a turnerism.
Listening to Suck it and See: "...You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock, and those other girls are just post-mix lemonade..."

Fan: Wow, what a brilliant Turnerism!
Turnerism by esileysiad July 1, 2016