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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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looks gooning

cumming on your own face and rubbing it in
Oh your skin looks so good what moisturizer do you use

Well I’ve been looks gooning

So… Cum?

Yes
by RCFMO August 29, 2024
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Goon

A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.
Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza
by Hrhdisjehiduhdhdr January 4, 2024
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Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group
Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon
by Wh sole August 22, 2018
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nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.
Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a legend
by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024
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Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning

When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.
i cant wait to go Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning , plus I really love Seagulls
by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025
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Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.
“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”
by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025
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