Friend 1: do you know any Ashleys?
Friend 2: yeah, urban dictionary is full of them saying they’re hot. In reality, they’re all nerds.
Friend 2: yeah, urban dictionary is full of them saying they’re hot. In reality, they’re all nerds.
by Moisty_Onion May 22, 2023

by Hippe Ashley April 29, 2021

Ashley Yen Eng is one of the best kinds of people you can meet. She is a girlboss, genius, Olivia Rodrigo stan, and an incredible friend. You would be lucky to meet someone with such a bright and contagious energy. Ashley is supportive, a great listener, an avid gif user (specifically on Slack), and is the kind of person who puts her all into everything she does. If you meet an Ashley Yen Eng be prepared for many many boba trips and a significant amount of ~quirkiness~ added to your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN
Person 1: "Do you like the Girl Up club? I'm thinking of joining!"
Person 2: "Yeah! Me and Ashley Yen Eng just did some freshman-junior bonding the other day."
Person 1: "Omg joining right now" 😩
Person 2: "Yeah! Me and Ashley Yen Eng just did some freshman-junior bonding the other day."
Person 1: "Omg joining right now" 😩
by slay.all.day7 January 17, 2022

Is a woman you could know for more than half your life and never forget, seldom does a day go by that you don't think about her.
She may have a few skeletons in her closet "litteraly"and a quirky sense of humor but her weird will always complement your weird.
She has a natural beauty that you'll never forget. Not to mention hubba hubba.
A real creative type that at times doubts herself but keeps moving forward. Her works can be an inspiration and a reason to better yourself.
It doesn't matter what you do with her, it could be a quiet night on the couch watching sad porn and laughing about it or picking up dead things off the side of the road you'll be happy to just be there with her.
She may have a few skeletons in her closet "litteraly"and a quirky sense of humor but her weird will always complement your weird.
She has a natural beauty that you'll never forget. Not to mention hubba hubba.
A real creative type that at times doubts herself but keeps moving forward. Her works can be an inspiration and a reason to better yourself.
It doesn't matter what you do with her, it could be a quiet night on the couch watching sad porn and laughing about it or picking up dead things off the side of the road you'll be happy to just be there with her.
Dude every time I sit on the toilet I think about Ashley.
Ashley makes me so hard that I need to go rub one out now.
Ashley makes me so hard that I need to go rub one out now.
by Fapspatter2385 December 7, 2021

Ashley gets bare girls
by King dapper October 14, 2019
