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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023
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Table fry

Ah! Put your table fry away!
by Lickmelizzie March 30, 2022
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OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 4, 2022
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noodle table

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
by Thumper010 September 3, 2017
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Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.
Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
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End table

A large butt that sticks out like a shelf from a woman then comes back to her thighs like an end table
That girl got an end table assahhhh bites lip
by JaimeGrande December 1, 2025
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