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Table tumor

Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet that’s why he’s got a table tumor.
by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017
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tableman

A mythical creature that sucks the penises of males whenever they sit at a table.
Woah, are you getting your dick sucked by Tableman?
by tableman69 June 4, 2018
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Table

A Table?
Wow is that a table?
by Satans Daddy February 21, 2019
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Table broken

To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.
That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.
by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019
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table shark

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021
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cash table

Where you play poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).

Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.

At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Stefan took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
by Wilkin July 27, 2008
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Clear Table

When a woman lies under a long, very low glass table while upwards of five men compete to ejaculate on that low-lying glass table. The jizzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. In the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to jizzum, but not actually in contact with jizzum. In the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called "clear table" when, in fact, you did not.
Wow, that game of clear table was so gross. I just wanted to give that glass some windex or something...i mean with all the jizz on it. And i think that bitch got stuck under the table because it was so long...and low-lying.
by Tommy Irish July 27, 2010
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